Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season
when all your favorite people are online
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
LARA CROFT IS BORN
that terrible moment when your friend brings you to a new group of friends and you have no idea who anyone is and they dont talk to u and u just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to say to anyone